There I was, sitting outside..minding my own business...and suddenly..i felt that tingle..you know.the one you get when you're not alone..when someone or something is looking at you...It took me awhile to find the reason behind that tingle...
So stealthy she was...hiding behind that grass..almost like she was part of it...barely detectable.
A silent menace, watching..waiting..silently expelling methane and chewing her cud...I was taken totally unaware..this time..
Next time Ninja Cow..you won't be so lucky! :P