Friday, July 18, 2008

Chuckie's Next Bride??


Lyliana's 8th birthday is this weekend. The only thing she's asked for is a MyTwinn doll...for months this is all she's asked for. I was hesitant to get her one, not only because of the outrageously ridiculous price of these things, but also because...well..honestly...I think they're a little creepy. I ended up getting one of course...afterall..it was the ONLY thing she asked for so its not like I could have gotten her clothes and a barbie and said "It's not like I could get you everything on your list!"...So I ordered her MyTwinn...and waited.

I was worried it wasn't going to come on time..the estimated shipping date was July 22, two days AFTER her birthday, but they surprised me and sent her early. Let me show you what is in the box...

First thing's first...apparently I think my child is Latino, not Caucasian. Her hair is two shades too dark. Was I drinking the day I ordered this?? This looks nothing like my child LOL. It has Zephryn's hair color...the eyes are close..i think the skin is a little too....i don't know..maybe its the hair that's throwing me off...Maybe when I see them side by side I will think they look more....
uh...how...nevermind...and the arm seems really well constructed...moves really easy apparently..
*gulp* Correction....BOTH arms work really well...VERY moveable...hey..I see they've bound her in the box...I'm thinking that might be a good thing.....



Ack! did that box just rock forward? Ok..its JUST a doll...nothing to be creeped out about..just plastic and cloth and full of stuffing..nothing to worry....


ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *slaps cover back on box*
I'm thinking its time to wrap this box up...tight...maybe some duct tape and rope. I'm so very happy this doll isn't sleeping in MY bed...and if it shows up next to my bed one night...well...I hope the ambulance has a fast response time out here..because I can guarantee cardiac arrest is going to ensue. :-P

3 comments:

Firefly mom said...

You're too funny! *snort*

You realize that you've just given your daughter the perfect way to mess with your head, right??

I have to agree with you - the doll is a bit creepy. Maybe I've seen too many episodes of the twighlight zone/x-files/whatever, but I'm right there with you on that one ;D

Eat Well (was Teresa R) said...

Hey, me too: I've seen too many Twilight Zone eppies and hate creepy dolls. Remember Talking Tina (Telly Savalas played the father in that one)?

You are a riot, though, Stace!

Firefly mom said...

I do remember Talking Tina! Creepy *shudder*